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Things I Love about my Client's Home: short stories
By Jeannine Patané • 16 March 2005

The Toad
    The past season’s fallen foliage still lay on the ground against the house. I uplifted a partially buried pile of roof flashing and carried the pieces to the street for pick-up, then started raking along the house wall. As the organic debris was scraped up, a brick walking path revealed itself and the leaf pile grew quickly—enough to fill yard bags. I bent down and began scooping the leaves into a bag. Something seemed to move within the pile. Gingerly, I removed a few leaves on top to find the largest toad I ever saw and a shrilly giggle came out of me.
    “Come on little guy, I’ve got to move you to a safe place.” As I cupped it with work gloves on my hands, the toad tried to jump, and my reaction was to squeal and open my hands up. I scooped the toad up again and carried it over to a shady, moist area.
    Later that evening, Tom heard the story about my new friend. He asked me if I kissed the toad, because “He could have been your prince.” I chuckled and told him I didn’t offer it any kisses, I just picked up the little guy and put it in a safe place.
    “Don’t worry, he’s still around. I’ll keep an eye out for him,” I stated with a smile and a wink.


The Bathtub
    Queen Latifah’s “Order in the Court” CD is making the bass jump over the speakers this evening. I let the music set my mood while I soak in the bathtub. The master bathroom is still under renovation with exposed studs, and the electrical runs are incomplete, but the plumbing has been hooked up to the tub. Sometimes the best pleasure comes from the perfection of imperfection during a transformation. This post-modern suburban house is being transformed into a loft-style home and I’m honored to be contributing to the conversion.
    Water drips off the bath sponge, and runs down my leg in the candlelight. I stretch my limbs in the warm water while inhaling incense. My body rolls over to rest on bent legs and I put my head in the water to blow slow, steady bubbles. My body relaxes after a hard day of work; my breathing slows to long, deep breaths.
    The tub's massage jets are usually appealing, but tonight I prefer jut to soak and listen to the music instead of the disruptive noise of the jet motor. I immerse myself entirely. I’m in the tub so long, the CD player moves to the next disk—Tom Waits. My mood changes to his voice, and I continue the enjoyment of having convenient, on-demand hot water to immerse in.


The H House
    Roll the idea around. Mobile landscaping. Dallas artist Kyle Wadsworth needed a place to put his work between exhibitions. Tom’s awkward mound in the front yard was the perfect place to park the art, offering a more permanent exhibition. We acquired the H for now, but there’s more to the piece; E, D, G, E, and dwarf yaupon hollies for planting in the letters.
    There is an atmosphere about Dallas that has a strong pull for artists who see the connection with technology and the environment. The forefront of this macro-media art is the University of Texas-Dallas and a multitude of area museums. Walk into any art gallery and you’ll most likely see a mesh of art, technology and the environment that can make art and science inseparable.
    Some of our world’s most brilliant people are both scientists and artists, because their minds are open to the similarities and connections. Dallas attracts a nurturing marriage of hi-tech art and science, and my client Tom has embraced this atmosphere into his work and living environment. Being a world-recognized performance director and writer, his style is eclectic and artistic, from salvage yard industrial metal to hand woven exotic fabrics. His home is energetic. Like other contributing artists such as Kyle, I love the energy of the H house and how art and technology work together.